English vs Singlish
Her life on Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The time was 3:58 PM
English: I am not happy with the way things are
Singlish: How can liddat one??

English: I need to eat something
Singlish: I ver hunglee need to makan!!

English: Why are you behaving in this manner?
Singlish: Why you so liddat?!

English: I can't take this anymore.
Singlish: I cannot tahan alleady!!

English: If I don't finish my homework by tonight I'll be in deep trouble.
Singlish: Don feenish tonight I die sia

English: What did you buy?
Singlish: You buy wad

English: He's a very timid cat
Singlish: He scaredy cat

English: Why are you meddling in other people's businesses?
Singlish: Why you so kaypo

English: That was fun!
Singlish: Whoa, shiok sia!!

English: That's cool
Singlish: Eh, cool siol

English: Are you sure?
Singlish: Sure anot??

English: Did I?
Singlish: Where got?!

English: This soup tastes weird
Singlish: De soup taste damn funny

English: No, thank you
Singlish: Don want

English: That guy has a poor sense of fashion
Singlish: That guy ah beng eh

English: Could you please help me carry my bag?
Singlish: Eh, help me carry leh

English: Are the both of you in a relationship?
Singlish: Eh, you all steady ah


And the list goes on...